"Put your trust in the Lord, the rest belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank!"
Why don't they make stuff like this anymore?
Update: Not surprisingly, most of you have no clue about the context of the above dialouge("Put your trust..."). Its, well, a censored version of the original dialouge of the Warden of Shawshank Prison in the movie 'The Shawshank Redemption', which is, without doubt, the best movie I've seen till date. If that wasn't good enough to convince you to watch that movie, maybe this is.